The following is some of the best form the past few years.  They are all 100% real.  Look for more being posted soon!

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“(the band) is kinda heavy on the Australian water stick, which I usually like but, they really over do it.”

“It’s like someone put a bag over my head and beat me with a Stooges stick”

“I started listening to Neil DIamond because of Killdozer.”

“Doris Day had nothing on Julie London”

“Frank Zappa has a new CD out? I thought he retired?”

“Records are awesome! I don’t have many, I’d rather buy video games.”

“This record is exactly like this other one but different”

“I’m into real ‘out there’ music. Ya know, like Weird Al”

“You don’t have to worry about being right , you just don’t have to care about being wrong.”